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Hello lovely people!

I’m Kate. I’m a wordsmith, a show off, and a shutterbug and I think you’ll like what I do. In fact, I think you’ll like it so much, you’ll want to pay me to do it for you.

Check out each section for how you can hire me to do amazing things.

Buy tickets to my show!


Thursday 17th – Monday 21st January – New Wine Festival

Thursday 24th January – WFPC, Fringe Bar, 7:30pm

Saturday 26th January – Eat, Drink and Be Crafty, Porirua, 10am-4pm


Saturday 2nd February – Martinborough Fair,

Thursday 7th February – Poetry in Motion, 7:30pm, Fringe Bar

Saturday 9th February – Pipes in the Park, Waitangi Park, 10am-4pm

Naked Boys Reading, 8pm

Sunday 10th February – City of Song Festival

Saturday 16th February – Petone Rotary Fair

Sunday 17th February – Greytown Market

Thursday 21st February – WFPC, Fringe Bar, 7:30pm


Saturday 2nd March – Martinborough Fair

Sunday 3rd March – Newtown Festival

Tuesday 5th – Saturday 9th March – FRINGE FESTIVAL ONE-WOMAN SHOW!!!

Saturday 16th March – Out in the Park

Sunday 17th March – Greytown Market


Thursday 11th April – WFPC, Fringe Bar, 7:30pm

Saturday 13th April – Naked Girls Reading, Fringe Bar, 8pm


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