Flirt

Dude

stop flirting with me

are you seriously for real? Continue reading →

A haiku

I went speed datingit would have been better withthe actual drugs

I’m a flirt, that’s all I am

I get off on the chase

I’ll give you my best eyes and lines

but it’s all for fun Continue reading →

I am a dominatrix in disguise

so thing one guy thinks

I wonder…

how many men will start with “hey! – winky face”

the equivalent of a smile and

eyes meeting in a crowded bar,

though I’m in the ever more crowded meat market that is the internet