Performance

I was born to be in front of a microphone. I’m a poet and MC based in Wellington. I’ve made it to the National Slam finals, been a Naked Girl Reading, a storyteller for The Blender (hosted by BaseJump Improv) and more!

Poet

Hire me to liven up your event with some risqué poetry. I’m rude and crude yet lovable and thoughtful. Unrestrained, untamed, and unbound by societal norms – check out these pieces as an example (content warning!)

Prices start at $150 for a 20 minute slot.

MC 

Hire me to MC your event. I’m funny, I keep things moving, and you’ll love me.

Prices negotiable, starting at $100 per hour.

Currently available in the greater Wellington area (unless you’re willing to pay extra for travel costs!)