So, I found a delightful note from a stranger bemoaning my lack of parking skills. This is my poem in response.

 

Learn how to park, CUNT

CUNT in capitals, written in anger, traced

over three times at least.

Such casual use of cunt as insult.

Female anatomy used to mean

something demeaning.

Also, no comma; bad grammar is more

offensive.

So, actually I need to learn how

to park cunt.

I know how to park cunt on boyfriend’s

penis.

Well, it’s not exactly parked, it’s very much

in motion

Anyway.

I reclaim cunt.

Cunt is powerful woman

I am confident cunt

carefree cunt

content cunt

and this cunt

does not need to learn

how to park.